geniusbee:

ilovealbertfishsticks:

ilovealbertfishsticks:

Omg I can’t

I want this on my blog again

This…is the greatest story ever told

they also went to the louvre together to, like, check out the dicks on statues for comparison just to calm scott the fuck down.

(i can just picture them, scott being his usual neurotic self, and ernest just like, ‘give me strength.  are you fucking kidding me?  i nearly died in the war.  i have a fucking medal of bravery.  and we’re looking at cocks together.  gatsby can only take you so far, my friend.  you better write another goddamn masterpiece soon.’)